4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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