I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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