so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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