Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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