i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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