My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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