you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She announced her abortion via fbk
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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