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Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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