Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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