me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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