Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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