Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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