Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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