That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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