Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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