member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
3 2 1 whiskey
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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