I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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