none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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