i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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