There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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