I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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