Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
