sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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