i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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