He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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