i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis