I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.