well you can't waste a boner
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part