we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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