do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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