Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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