Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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