Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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