This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I touched a dick in church today
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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