Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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