Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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