Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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