I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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