I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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