PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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