whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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