Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We're too hungover to prance.
Terrible idea I love it
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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