Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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