I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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