Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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