like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So much Jack, so little girl.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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