so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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