Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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