hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Randomize
