Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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