Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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