So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
