Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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