I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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