It's just like the Real World with babies
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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