Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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